DVS Offerings

Sunday, Jun 30
1:00 AM

Men in Black II (DVS)

Kay and Jay are back in black as the scum-fighting super-agents - regulators of all things alien on planet earth. Their latest mission: to save the world from a total intergalactic disaster!

TV-PG

6:00 AM

Finale Part 2 (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

The entire family discovers saying goodbye is much harder than it seems.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Pilot (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Jay has grown children, grandchildren and a gorgeous young wife, who has a preteen son of her own; all together they must bridge generational, cultural and social gaps.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Bicycle Thief, The (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Phil is determined to help Luke prove to mom that he is responsible enough to have the brand new bike they just got him. However Phil ends up being the irresponsible one when a hot neighbor clouds his judgment. Meanwhile Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to their first Mommy & Me class, and Jay and Manny have some awkward father and son time.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Come Fly with Me (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

After some nudging, Jay begrudgingly takes Phil out to fly his new model airplane -- that is until a maneuver goes awry. Meanwhile, when Gloria drops Manny off to play with Luke, she ends up volunteering to take Alex dress shopping, and Claire finds herself sitting down for an unexpected brother and sister heart-to-heart with Manny.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Incident, The (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone she offended during what has been deemed "the incident" at Jay and Gloria's wedding. Needless to say, no one is thrilled to see her and everything comes to a head when the whole family shows up to dinner at Claire's house.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Hitch (DVS)

Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary--and deliberately anonymous--New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Allegra Cole, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas, a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sarah, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

TV-14

1:00 PM

Girls Trip (DVS)

TV-14

6:00 PM

Bad Teacher (DVS)

A foul-mouthed seventh grade teacher who is dumped by her sugar daddy starts to pursue a colleague, which provokes conflict with the school's model teacher.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Electric Can Opener Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Discovering Leonard, Raj and Howard fudged the results of his Arctic research expedition, a disgraced Sheldon heads home to Texas.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Jiminy Conjecture, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Gothowitz Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Pirate Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Creepy Candy Coating Corollary, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against the one actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards, Wil Wheaton, in a fantasy collectible card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Cornhusker Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Bad Teacher (DVS)

A foul-mouthed seventh grade teacher who is dumped by her sugar daddy starts to pursue a colleague, which provokes conflict with the school's model teacher.

TV-14

Monday, Jul 1
3:15 AM

Girls Trip (DVS)

TV-14

7:00 AM

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum; and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another ten-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Financial Secret and Fish Sauce, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with Phoebe's Husband, The (DVS)

Friends

Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with the Baby on the Bus, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One Where Ross Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with the List, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Russ, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Lesbian Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One After the Super Bowl Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Prom Video, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.

TV-14

4:00 PM

Guitarist Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Adhesive Duck Deficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Vengeance Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Gorilla Experiment, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Maternal Congruence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Psychic Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Bozeman Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Einstein Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block; including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Large Hadron Collision, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Excelsior Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.

TV-PG

9:00 PM

Precious Fragmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Pants Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Flavortown (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity. Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Persona Assistant (DVS)

American Dad

In the show's 250th episode, Stan has to take over Roger's different personas after a tumor takes him out of commission. Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to do whatever it takes to win.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Legend of Old Ulysses, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake. Roger learns how to ride a bike.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Twinanigans (DVS)

American Dad

Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo. The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.

TV-14

Tuesday, Jul 2
12:00 AM

Top of the Steve (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it's an all-girls school. Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve's place at home.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Funnyish Games (DVS)

American Dad

Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her. Steve tries on Hayley's laidback approach to school work.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Fleabiscuit (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach. Steve takes advantage of an empty house.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Future Is Borax, The (DVS)

American Dad

While trying to rekindle their marriage, Stan and Francine get trapped on a hot air balloon. The rest of the family wins a jingle writing contest.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Fantasy Baseball (DVS)

American Dad

Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.

TV-14

2:30 AM

I Am The Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story (DVS)

American Dad

Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted (DVS)

American Dad

Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents and Steve regrets it. Roger goes blind.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Rabbit Ears (DVS)

American Dad

Stan gets obsessed with a 1960's television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game, it takes over their lives. Meanwhile, George Sr. gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One Where Joey Moves Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One Where Eddie Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

TV-14

11:30 AM

One Where Eddie Won't Go, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One Where Old Yeller Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Bullies, The (DVS)

Friends

Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Two Parties, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Chicken Pox, The (DVS)

Friends

When Phoebe catches chicken pox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Princess Leia Fantasy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where No One's Ready, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Jam, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Wheaton Recurrence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying I love you.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Spaghetti Catalysis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Subsequent to Leonard and Penny's break-up, Sheldon tries to hide from Leonard and the gang that he had a friendly spaghetti dinner at Penny's.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Plimpton Stimulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Staircase Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Lunar Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her moronic new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it abundantly clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating stereotypical dumb jocks after dating Leonard.

TV-14

6:30 PM

Robotic Manipulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure, and Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Herb Garden Germination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.

TV-14

Wednesday, Jul 3
12:00 AM

Run for Your Wife (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

It's the first day back at school for the kids and, at the Dunphy house, Phil oversteps when he misreads how Claire is coping with an empty nest. Over at Jay's, he and Gloria are in disagreement over Manny's interesting choice of outfit for his first day of class, and Mitchell and Cameron freak out after Lily gets her first bump on the head.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

En Garde (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

The whole family comes out to support Manny's newfound interest - fencing. It turns out he's quite masterful in the sport, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell. Meanwhile Phil is determined to find where Luke's hidden talents lie.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Great Expectations (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present - a private performance by one of their favorite musicians, Izzy LaFontaine! However, it turns out to be a surprise in more ways than one. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron call up their party-girl bestie, Sal, for a long overdue night out on the town.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Fizbo (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Nothing is too big when Phil and Claire decide to throw Luke the biggest and best birthday party a boy could ever want. But when Cameron shows up as Fizbo, the Clown, it sets of a chain of events that ends with someone in the hospital.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Undeck the Halls (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house until the kids get in some trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to take away Christmas until one of them fesses up. Meanwhile, Jay struggles with wanting to stick to his holiday traditions while Gloria and Manny want to incorporate some of their Colombian practices, and Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to the mall for her first picture with Santa -- but end up with a disgruntled mall Santa on their hands.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Up All Night (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Gloria is less than pleased with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Meanwhile, Phil is suffering from kidney stones and his dramatics leave Claire no other choice but to call for the hot firemen to rush him to the hospital, and Mitchell and Cameron have a harder time than Lily as they attempt to sleep train her.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Not in My House (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it's Luke's doing, a guilty Phil doesn't necessarily correct her. Jay and Gloria disagree over his beloved life-sized dog butler statue, and Cameron gets sucked into their gardener's woes, much to Mitchell's chagrin.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Fifteen Percent (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Mitchell plants the seed in Jay's head that he thinks one of Jay's old buddies, Shorty, might be secretly gay. Jay doesn't believe it for a second... except for all the questionable signs he now keeps noticing. Meanwhile Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover and Claire faces off with Phil's universal remote.

TV-PG

4:00 AM

Moon Landing (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie (guest star Minnie Driver), visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. Meanwhile Jay has an unsettling locker room moment when he and Cameron go play racquetball, and Mitchell tries to help Gloria with some legal problems.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when a colleague of Dr. Sturgis, Dr. Linkletter, flirts with Meemaw.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Math Emergency and Perky Palms, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with the Metaphorical Tunnel, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with Frank Jr., The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with the Flashback, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends recall secrets from their pasts.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with the Race Car Bed, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with the Giant Poking Device, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Football, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One Where Rachel Quits, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.

TV-14

2:00 PM

One with All the Jealousy, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends, The (DVS)

Friends

When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Zazzy Substitution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Hot Troll Deviation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Desperation Emanation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Irish Pub Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Apology Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

21-Second Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with :21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Boyfriend Complexity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.

TV-14

10:00 PM

My Funky Valentine (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little "role play" excursion. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash when he takes her to a comedy show, and Mitchell and Cameron play cupid for Manny.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Fears (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. Meanwhile, Claire takes a nervous Haley to the DMV for her driver's test, Manny's sudden illness before a friend's amusement park birthday party makes Gloria suspicious, and Cameron and Mitchell invite Lily's pediatrician over for what turns out to be an anxiety-ridden brunch.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Truth Be Told (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend (guest star Judy Greer) to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. Meanwhile Jay accidentally kills Manny's beloved pet turtle, then goes to extremes to cover his tracks, and an overworked Mitchell finally stands up to his boss.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Starry Night (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Phil and Claire each tackle one of their kids' school projects; Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see Manny will be joining them; and with the boys gone, Gloria and Cameron go out for some quality bonding time, but not without a few mishaps.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jul 4
12:00 AM

Game Changer (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

It could not be more perfect that Phil's birthday and the release date of a hot new product coincide, and he wants nothing so much as to be one of the first people to get one; this is Claire's mission. Meanwhile, before coming to Phil's party, Mitchell is preoccupied with a new found desire to toughen up, Cameron gets himself involved in a neighbor's marital problems, and it's Jay against Gloria and Manny in chess.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Benched (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. Claire and Gloria each struggle with the realization that they might not be number one in their children's lives anymore, and Mitchell takes Cameron along to meet a prospective employer, but Cameron's big personality doesn't necessarily help to make a good impression.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Travels with Scout (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire is caught off guard when Phil's father shows up in an RV with a little four legged friend, and she becomes suspicious that he might be hiding a larger reason for the visit. Meanwhile, when Cameron hears Dylan is down a drummer in his band, he enthusiastically offers to fill in, and Jay and Gloria have to pay the consequences of accidentally taking Manny to see a traumatizing horror movie.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Airport 2010 (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

For Jay's birthday, Gloria gives him the best surprise -- a romantic birthday getaway to Hawaii -- the only kicker is she invited the whole entire family to come along. Everyone arrives at the airport, and it's a maddening scene with forgotten I.D.'s, security breaches and flying phobias.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Hawaii (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Jay could not be more excited to do nothing but indulge and relax in this tropical paradise, but then an unexpected reality check dampens his plans. Meanwhile, Phil is determined to make this trip romantic for Claire, Mitchell and Cameron have opposing views on whether to sightsee or not to sightsee, and the kids get into a little bit of mischief when left to their own devices.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Family Portrait (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire painstakingly plans for a new family portrait to be taken, but it seems like everything and everybody is working against her. Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game and end up having a very awkward moment on the jumbotron; Luke interviews Jay for a school project, and Cameron gets a gig as a wedding singer while Mitchell is home alone with Lily and a wayward pigeon.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Old Wagon, The (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

As ABC's Emmy® Award-winning series "Modern Family" returns for its second season, Claire finally gets Phil to agree to sell their old station wagon, but not before everyone has to take it on one last ride down memory lane. Meanwhile, when a haphazard hammer-wielding Mitchell decides to build a life-size princess castle for Lily, Cameron calls Jay in for reinforcement, and Manny invites a cute girl over for a study date -- which makes Gloria a little uncomfortable.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Kiss, The (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

In honor of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay -- but see who gets the last laugh. Meanwhile Claire finds herself becoming the overbearing mom when she finds out Alex likes a boy, and Haley's idea of sisterly advice is not helping matters; and Mitchell and Cameron have a tiff over Mitchell's freakish aversion to PDA.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

One the Morning After Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

One Without the Ski Trip, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

One with the Hypnosis Tape, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

One with the Tiny T-Shirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

One with the Dollhouse, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.

TV-14

9:00 AM

One with a Chick and a Duck, The (DVS)

Friends

When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

One with the Screamer, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with Ross's Thing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

Hangover, The (DVS)

Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they can't remember a thing. Their posh hotel suite is beyond trashed and the groom is nowhere to be found. With no clue of what happened and little time to spare, the trio must attempt to retrace their bad decisions from the night before in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time for his wedding. However, the more they begin to uncover, the more they realize just how much trouble they're really in.

TV-14

1:00 PM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Hangover Part III, The (DVS)

In the aftermath of the death of Alan's father, the wolfpack decide to take Alan to get treated for his mental issues. But things start to go wrong on the way to the hospital as the wolfpack is assaulted and Doug is kidnapped. Now they must find Mr. Chow again in order to surrender him to the gangster who kidnapped Doug in order to save him.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Alien Parasite Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Justice League Recombination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Bus Pants Utilization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Love Car Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Thespian Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Benefactor Factor, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy, Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Cohabitation Formulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette; and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Toast Derivation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Prestidigitation Approximation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard has a tough choice to make when Priya asks him to stop spending time with Penny, forcing him to choose between the two women; and Howard keeps pestering Sheldon with a magic trick.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Zarnecki Incursion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.

TV-14

10:00 PM

Paula Abdul (DVS)

Impractical Jokers

Three comedians and lifelong friends compete to embarrass each other amongst the general public with a series of hilarious and outrageous dares.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Eric Andre Returns (DVS)

Impractical Jokers

Three comedians and lifelong friends compete to embarrass each other amongst the general public with a series of hilarious and outrageous dares.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Hangover, The (DVS)

Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they can't remember a thing. Their posh hotel suite is beyond trashed and the groom is nowhere to be found. With no clue of what happened and little time to spare, the trio must attempt to retrace their bad decisions from the night before in order to figure out where things went wrong and hopefully get Doug back to L.A. in time for his wedding. However, the more they begin to uncover, the more they realize just how much trouble they're really in.

TV-14

Friday, Jul 5
1:00 AM

Hangover Part II, The (DVS)

Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. With the memory of Doug's nearly disastrous bachelor party in Las Vegas still fresh-or at least well-documented-Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch, with pancakes, coffee and no alcohol. However, things don't always go as planned. Two nights before the big day, at a fabulous resort in Thailand, Stu relents. One beer each. In sealed bottles. What could go wrong? What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Hangover Part III, The (DVS)

In the aftermath of the death of Alan's father, the wolfpack decide to take Alan to get treated for his mental issues. But things start to go wrong on the way to the hospital as the wolfpack is assaulted and Doug is kidnapped. Now they must find Mr. Chow again in order to surrender him to the gangster who kidnapped Doug in order to save him.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Broken Heart and a Crock Monster, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One at the Beach, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with the Jellyfish, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with the Cat, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with the Cuffs, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.

TV-14

12:00 PM

One with the Ballroom Dancing, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with Joey's New Girlfriend, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend--but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with the Dirty Girl, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Chandler Crosses the Line, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Chandler in a Box, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One Where They're Going to Party!, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Uterus, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

TV-14

4:00 PM

Herb Garden Germination, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Agreement Dissection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.

TV-14

5:00 PM

Wildebeest Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women; and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Engagement Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Roommate Transmogrification, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj moves in with Sheldon when Leonard and Priya's Star Trek bedroom fantasy is too much for him, and the guys tease Howard when Bernadette gets her PHD making Howard the only one without a doctorate.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Skank Reflex Analysis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the fifth season premiere, Penny worries that she's screwed things up permanently with her friends after her night with Raj, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Infestation Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A battle of wills between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle, while Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya (AARTI MANN).

TV-14

7:30 PM

Pulled Groin Extrapolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (MAYIM BIALIK) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Black Adam (Linear) (DVS)

A fallen superhero returns to Earth in present day to redeem himself.

Saturday, Jul 6
3:12 AM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Earthquake (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

An earthquake hits, leaving Claire stuck in the bathroom with the plumber, Manny experiencing an existential crisis while out with Jay, and Mitchell and Cameron digging themselves deeper into a lie when they use the quake to get out of a themed brunch party thrown by their friend, Pepper.

TV-PG

6:29 AM

Strangers On a Treadmill (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire and Mitchell enlist each other's help in trying to spare their significant others from embarrassment - Cameron from his unfortunate wardrobe choices, and Phil from his joke-ridden speech for the realtors' banquet. Meanwhile Jay tries to prove a point to Gloria by attending a quincea-era thrown by one of his employees, and Haley gives Alex sisterly advice on how to be cool.

TV-PG

6:58 AM

Unplugged (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Noticing that everyone is too busy on their electronic devices to actually interact with one another, Claire and Phil declare a family challenge to see who can stay unplugged the longest. Meanwhile, it's a race against the clock as Mitchell and Cameron frantically try to get Lily into the best pre-schools, and Jay and Manny are concerned about how far Gloria will go to alleviate their problem with the neighbor's barking dog.

TV-PG

7:27 AM

Halloween (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire loves Halloween and is gearing up to spookify the Dunphy house for the trick or treaters. She gives each family member a role to play, but none of it goes quite right... Cameron can't shake a traumatic childhood experience and hates the holiday, Mitchell has had a terrible day at work, and Gloria is acting weird after Jay and Manny teased her about her accent.

TV-PG

7:56 AM

Chirp (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick, and Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector. Gloria and Manny's surprise visit at Jay's work leads to headaches for Jay, and Cameron gets swept up by all the lights and cameras when he goes behind Mitchell's back and takes Lily for a commercial.

TV-PG

8:25 AM

Manny Get Your Gun (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Everyone is gathering at a restaurant to celebrate Manny's birthday, though Manny himself is experiencing a mini-life crisis about getting older. Meanwhile, on the way to the restaurant, Phil and Claire decide to engage in a not-so-friendly car race there, and Mitch and Cam get sidetracked when they stop at the mall to pick up a gift.

TV-PG

8:55 AM

Mother Tucker (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Cameron loves his mom, so Mitchell isn't quite sure how to tell Cam that she makes him a little uncomfortable. Meanwhile, when Haley finally breaks up with Dylan, Phil takes it harder than anyone else, and Jay's little stomach ache gets exacerbated when he and Manny start looking things up on a medical website.

TV-PG

9:25 AM

One with the Embryos, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.

TV-PG

9:55 AM

One with Rachel's Crush, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

10:25 AM

One with Joey's Dirty Day, The (DVS)

Friends

Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.

TV-14

10:55 AM

One with All the Rugby, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.

TV-PG

11:25 AM

One with the Fake Party, The (DVS)

Friends

Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

11:55 AM

One with the Free Porn, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

TV-14

12:25 PM

Shazam! (DVS)

Billy Batson becomes Captain Marvel, the world's mightiest mortal, when he says the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym for six gods and heroes of the ancient world as well as their attributes: the wisdom of Solomon, strength of Hercules, stamina of Atlas, power of Zeus, courage of Achilles and speed of Mercury.

TV-14

2:55 PM

Aquaman (DVS)

When half-human, half-Atlantean Arthur Curry learns that he is heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, he must discover if he is worthy of being who is was born to be, the king of his kingdom and a hero to the world.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Meg, The (DVS)

Previously thought to be extinct, a massive creature attacks a deep-sea submersible, leaving it disabled and trapping the crew at the bottom of the Pacific. With time running out, a visionary oceanographer recruits rescue diver Jonas Taylor to save the crew and the sea itself from an unimaginable threat -- a 75-foot-long prehistoric shark known as the Megalodon. Based on the novel by Steve Alten.

TV-14

Sunday, Jul 7
12:35 AM

Meg, The (DVS)

Previously thought to be extinct, a massive creature attacks a deep-sea submersible, leaving it disabled and trapping the crew at the bottom of the Pacific. With time running out, a visionary oceanographer recruits rescue diver Jonas Taylor to save the crew and the sea itself from an unimaginable threat -- a 75-foot-long prehistoric shark known as the Megalodon. Based on the novel by Steve Alten.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Aquaman (DVS)

When half-human, half-Atlantean Arthur Curry learns that he is heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, he must discover if he is worthy of being who is was born to be, the king of his kingdom and a hero to the world.

TV-14

6:00 AM

Dance Dance Revelation (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

It's Luke & Manny's first school dance and everyone gets in on the "fun" -- Jay and Phil have to take the boys on a mall run which becomes quite stressful; and Claire revels in the school dance committee duties, but gets a little jealous when Gloria shows up to help. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam are horrified to learn that Lily is biting other kids on the playground.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Slow Down Your Neighbors (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire becomes a determined neighborhood vigilante hoping to catch and stop a menacing car that speeds though their streets. Meanwhile, Phil is busy trying to land an important listing with a difficult client, Jay teaches Manny how to ride a bike -- only to learn Gloria needs lessons too -- and Mitchell and Cameron stumble upon a mysterious neighbor who is quite the charmer.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Our Children, Ourselves (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire and Phil want Alex to relax a little about her studies, but then they start questioning their own intellectual drives. Meanwhile, Gloria tries to befriend another nice couple, much to Jay's chagrin, and Mitch and Cam run into and old female flame of Mitchell's, only to make a disturbing discovery.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Caught in the Act (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Plans backfire when the kids go to surprise their parents with breakfast in bed on their anniversary, only to catch Phil and Claire in a compromising position. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's Vegas getaway is thwarted by a brutally honest email that was accidentally sent to Claire, and Mitch and Cam desperately try to get an "in" at the hot new neighborhood restaurant whose owner happens to be a mom (played by Rachael Harris) at Lily's preschool.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

One with Rachel's New Dress, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

One with All the Haste, The (DVS)

Friends

Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

One with All the Wedding Dresses, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

One with the Invitation, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with the Worst Best Man Ever, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

Pineapple Express (DVS)

Judd Apatow's Pineapple Express follows a pair of druggie losers as they reach the top of the hit-list when one witnesses a mob murder and drags his buddy into a crazy flight from mobsters bent on silencing both of them permanently.

TV-14

3:00 PM

Other Guys, The (DVS)

NYPD Detectives Christopher Danson and P.K. Highsmith are the baddest and most beloved cops in New York City. They don't get tattoos - other men get tattoos of them. Two desks over and one back, sit Detectives Allen Gamble and Terry Hoitz. You've seen them in the background of photos of Danson and Highsmith, out of focus and eyes closed. They're not heroes. They're the other guys. But every cop has his or her day and soon Gamble and Hoitz stumble into a seemingly innocuous case no other detective wants to touch that could turn into New York City's biggest crime. It's the opportunity of their lives, but do these guys have the right stuff?

TV-14

8:00 PM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

10:45 PM

Captain America: Civil War (DVS)

Political pressure mounts to install a system of accountability when the actions of the Avengers lead to collateral damage. The new status quo deeply divides members of the team. Captain America believes superheroes should remain free to defend humanity without government interference. Iron Man sharply disagrees and supports oversight. As the debate escalates into an all-out feud, Black Widow and Hawkeye must pick a side.

TV-14

Monday, Jul 8
1:45 AM

Thor 3: Ragnarok (DVS)

Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok-the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization-at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladiatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger-the Incredible Hulk.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Parasol and a Hell of an Arm, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Missy tries out for the baseball team.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's, The (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

The University tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with Ross's Wedding Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One After Ross Says Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with All the Kissing, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One-Hundredth, The (DVS)

Friends

While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One Where Phoebe Hates PBS, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with the Kips, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One with the Yeti, The (DVS)

Friends

Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Ross Moves In, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.

TV-14

3:00 PM

One with Ross' Sandwich, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.

TV-14

3:30 PM

One with the Inappropriate Sister, The (DVS)

Friends

A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Wiggly Finger Catalyst, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Raj is upset he's the only one of the four guys who's not in a relationship, Penny sets out to find the perfect date, introducing him to Emily, a girl he can actually talk to!

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Russian Rocket Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at WIL WHEATON's house; while Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Rhinitis Revelation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Good Guy Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Isolation Permutation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Bernadette & Penny shop for wedding dresses...without Amy.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Ornithophobia Diffusion, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Flaming Spittoon Acquisition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Speckerman Recurrance, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.

TV-14

8:00 PM

Shiny Trinket Maneuver, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy, and it's up to Penny to teach him how to be a better boyfriend. Howard, meanwhile, must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.

TV-PG

8:30 PM

Recombination Hypothesis, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Beta Test Initiation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Penny "beta test" their relationship.

TV-PG

9:30 PM

Friendship Contraction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut MIKE MASSIMINO guest stars.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan along.

TV-14

10:30 PM

Lost Boys (DVS)

American Dad

Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry & Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.

TV-14

11:00 PM

Shark?! (DVS)

American Dad

Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.

TV-14

11:30 PM

Long March, The (DVS)

American Dad

Hayley and Jeff move into a van and start living life on the open road. Francine and Steve are haunted by a rideshare driver that they rated poorly.

TV-14

Tuesday, Jul 9
12:00 AM

Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady, The (DVS)

American Dad

Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor. Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.

TV-14

12:30 AM

Wild Women Do (DVS)

American Dad

Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.

TV-14

1:00 AM

Irish Goodbye, An (DVS)

American Dad

Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.

TV-14

1:30 AM

Stompe Le Monde (DVS)

American Dad

Stan buys the rights a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.

TV-14

2:00 AM

Mom Sauce (DVS)

American Dad

Steve's life is turned upside down when Snot gets rich after his mom starts selling a new dipping sauce. Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff become mall fashion show models.

TV-14

2:30 AM

Hamerican Dad! (DVS)

American Dad

Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.

TV-14

3:00 AM

Demolition Daddy (DVS)

American Dad

Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.

TV-14

3:30 AM

Pride Before the Fail (DVS)

American Dad

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.

TV-14

7:00 AM

Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with All the Resolutions, The (DVS)

Friends

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with Chandler's Work Laugh, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with Joey's Bag, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One Where Everybody Finds Out, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.

TV-14

12:00 PM

One with the Girl Who Hits Joey, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with the Cop, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.

TV-14

1:30 PM

One Where Rachel Smokes, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Ross Can't Flirt, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with the Ride Along, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One with the Ball, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with Joey's Big Break, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Vacation Solution, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Rothman Disintegration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When a corner office at the University opens up, Sheldon must compete for it with his office nemesis, Barry Kripke. Meanwhile, Penny receives an unusual gift from Amy.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Werewolf Transformation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Weekend Vortex, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party... and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Bixby's Back (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

In an attempt to avoid turning into that old boring couple, Phil and Claire decide to revisit their Clive and Juliana role-playing rendezvous from last Valentine's Day. Meanwhile Jay has planned an elaborate surprise evening for Gloria, but his plans keep getting thwarted, and an admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell on V-day, but they can't agree whom the admiration is directed towards.

TV-PG

11:00 PM

Princess Party (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

The guest list for Lily's princess-themed birthday party gets a little out of hand when Mitchell decides to invite mom, much to Claire's dismay, and disinvite Fizbo, much to Cameron's dismay. Things get even more strange when Dede (guest star Shelley Long) shows up with Claire's old high school boyfriend (guest star Matt Dillon) in tow, and Jay and Gloria each turn to their own unique methods of dealing with this gathering of misfits.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Regrets Only (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Phil and Claire had a huge fight and Phil hasn't a clue as to what it was over, so Gloria steps in to counsel Phil and Jay takes Claire. Meanwhile, Jay may have some regret in buying Gloria a karaoke machine, and Cameron is in full prep mode for a huge fundraising event and enlists help from Mitchell and Luke -- which might not be the best choices.

TV-PG

Wednesday, Jul 10
12:00 AM

Two Monkeys and a Panda (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

While Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. Meanwhile, Gloria is horrified by Jay's morbid plans to purchase two primo side-by-side crypts in preparation of the inevitable future, and Cameron decides he wants to write a book that celebrates the fact that Lily is adopted -- however, during the process he unearths artifacts that are quite disturbing.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Boys' Night (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Phil and Claire have some trepidation when they find out that Luke has befriended their crotchety old neighbor, Mr. Kleezak; Jay's attempt to avoid sitting through a symphony concert with Gloria and Manny lands him in the middle of Mitchell and Cameron's "boys' night out"; and Haley has her own adventures in babysitting with Lily.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Musical Man, The (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Cameron is relishing his role as interim music director at Luke and Manny's school, and he's taking on the upcoming spring musical performance with a little too much zest and fervor. Meanwhile, Jay's brother, Tommy (guest star Jonathan Banks), is in town for a visit, and their relentless brotherly ribbing goes a little too far; and Phil convinces the family to be in his new realty ad, but when he goes as far as to wrap the family minivan in the ad, the results are unexpected.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Someone to Watch Over Lily (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Mitchell and Cameron are looking to assign legal guardians for Lily in case anything were to happen to them, and are secretly assessing their family members. But no one is blowing their socks off, as they witness Jay giving Manny a dose of tough love, Claire secretly taking Luke to a child psychologist to assess his development, and Haley and Alex getting into some delinquent activities at school.

TV-PG

2:00 AM

Mother's Day (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Claire and Gloria want to spend a nice Mother's Day outdoors hiking with the kids, but their nonstop bickering and complaining drives Claire to the edge, and she brings Gloria down with her. Meanwhile, Phil and Jay stay home to cook everyone a nice dinner, but things get really awkward when Phil witnesses an unexpected moment of weakness from Jay, and Cameron gets very self-conscious about being seen as the "mother" in the relationship.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Good Cop, Bad Dog (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Phil and Claire swap parenting roles for the day - Claire will be the fun loving good cop and Phil the disciplinarian bad cop - and it's literally a shock to each kid's system. Meanwhile Gloria is at it again, taking in every sob story and stray she comes across, Jay finds himself dispensing business advice to an overzealous entrepreneur (guest star Lin-Manuel Miranda) about his dog training business scheme, and Cameron is bedridden with the flu -- leaving Mitchell torn about the Lady Gaga concert tickets they have for later that night.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

See You Next Fall (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

The whole family is gathering at Jay's before heading out to Alex's graduation ceremony from middle school, but while at the house, Jay is preoccupied hiding a botox mishap from everyone, Cameron is upset about Mitchell's habit of laughing at his expense, and Phil tries to sympathize with, yet also antagonize Claire on her impending breakdown over the kids growing up too fast. All of this, plus a faulty gate, could mean their missing Alex's big moment.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Disneyland (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Nothing is more quintessential to good ol' family fun than a trip to Disneyland -- but not without a side of motion sickness, achy feet and a wayward toddler -- when the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan hits the park! Phil tries to keep up with Luke, Claire's shocked when they run into Dylan, Jay and Gloria disagree about what are sensible shoes for the day, and Mitch and Cam must contain Lily's new affinity for running.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Slump, A Cross and Roadside Gravel, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Pasadena (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One in Vegas Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One in Vegas Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One After Vegas, The (DVS)

Friends

Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One Where Ross Hugs Rachel, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with Ross' Denial, The (DVS)

Friends

Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, The (DVS)

Friends

Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Joey's Porsche, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One on the Last Night, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One Where Phoebe Runs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross's Teeth, The (DVS)

Friends

The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Ross Got High, The (DVS)

Friends

On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with the Routine, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Stag Convergence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Launch Acceleration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When NASA reschedules Howard's mission and puts his wedding plans in jeopardy, he's forced to face his fears and Bernadette's dad (guest star CASEY SANDER).

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Countdown Reflection, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Decoupling Fluctuation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Higgs Boson Observation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Re-Entry Minimization, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard returns from space...without the welcome he wanted.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Holographic Excitation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Extract Obliteration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist STEPHEN HAWKING is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.

TV-14

10:00 PM

One That Got Away, The (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Jay wants nothing more than to have a quiet birthday out fishing on the lake, but the family take that as him wanting a big celebration, and in their frantic scramble to put everything together, Claire and Mitchell wind up trapped in the yard of their childhood home; Phil runs into his old college nemesis while at the mall with Gloria and Lily; Cameron gets himself into some hot water at the bakery, and the kids frantically do some creative editing on grandpa's birthday video, all of which leaves Jay with a headache.

TV-PG

10:30 PM

Dude Ranch (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Our favorite family decide to don their cowboy boots and hats and head to Jackson Hole, Wyoming for some fun and adventure in the great outdoors. While vacationing on Lost Creek Ranch, they try their hands at a little cattle herding, skeet shooting and horseback riding; there are also some big firsts, a huge surprise and an actual face off between Jay and a foe - a cowboy named Hank!

TV-PG

11:00 PM

When Good Kids Go Bad (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Mitch and Cam plan a nice evening with the whole family to break the happy news that they're looking to adopt another child. However their parade is rained on when they realize Lily may not take well to another baby in the house. Meanwhile, Claire and Jay are each consumed with proving a certain point.

TV-PG

11:30 PM

Phil on Wire (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

The growing bond between man, Jay, and dog, Stella, is grating on Gloria's nerves; Phil and Luke embark on a new adventure involving a tightrope, but it's Claire with the missteps, as she tries to teach the girls a life lesson; and Cameron chooses the most inopportune time to start a juice fast.

TV-PG

Thursday, Jul 11
12:00 AM

Door to Door (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Everyone sets their eyes on a goal: Jay is determined to help Manny sell wrapping paper for a school fundraiser; Claire petitions the city for a stop sign to be installed at a high-traffic intersection; Mitchell is hell bent on proving a point with Cameron, and neither one of them will back down; Phil and Luke will stop at nothing to create a viral video sensation; and Gloria is desperate to find Stella after losing him. Guest starring David Cross.

TV-PG

12:30 AM

Hit and Run (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Jay is frustrated at work, Manny is stressed out about school work, Gloria would like to help but no one seems to want it. Phil and Claire run into Councilman Duane Bailey (guest star David Cross) again, who is out campaigning for his second run, and he's just as irritating as they remembered -- so much so that Claire may give him a run for his money. Mitch and Cam get into a fender bender and the other car flees, which becomes the tipping point for all the men in the family who decides to take out their frustrations on the kid giving Haley problems.

TV-PG

1:00 AM

Go Bullfrogs! (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

It's father-daughter time, as Phil takes Haley on a college tour of his old alma mater, and Claire, having a rare night alone, forces Mitchell and Cameron to take her for a fun night out with the boys -- but ends up alone with one particular man candy who is anything but gay. Meanwhile, Gloria and Jay deal with a potential situation at home that may require having "the talk" with Manny. Guest starring Gilles Marini.

TV-PG

1:30 AM

Treehouse (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Hanging out with Shorty (guest star Chazz Palminteri) and his girlfriend, Darlene (guest star Jennifer Tilly), makes Gloria envious of how much those two do as a couple, so she gives Jay an ultimatum to step it up for a night of salsa dancing or else. Meanwhile, Cameron takes a bet a little too far when Mitchell and Crispin challenge him to get a hot girl's (guest star Leslie Mann) number at the bar, and Phil builds a tree house for Luke, but ends up being the one to make a new friend (guest star Kevin Hart).

TV-PG

2:00 AM

After the Fire (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

After a neighbor's home burns down, the whole family rallies and organizes a community drive to help do some good - though it's not all good, as Jay throws out his back, Cameron does some posturing with a huge moving truck, Claire discovers that Mitchell and Gloria have been spending a lot of time together, and Luke and Manny get their hands on some of the donated toys.

TV-PG

2:30 AM

Punkin Chunkin (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

When an old neighborhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful internet billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use a little dose of constructive criticism, and Cameron is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colorful childhood stories. It all comes to a head at Thanksgiving with the family divided between the "Dreamers" and the "Pritchetts" -- and nothing settles the score like a punkin chunkin challenge.

TV-PG

3:00 AM

Express Christmas (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

The family is gathered at Jay and Gloria's pool on a sunny December day, and that's where they realize that everyone will be scattered this coming Christmas, so if they want to celebrate together, then it will have to be today! Everyone sets off with their respective duties for Express Christmas - Mitchell, Alex and Lily get the tree, Jay and Cameron are in charge of gift wrapping, Phil and Manny get the groceries, Gloria and Luke go retrieve the ornaments, and Claire and Haley shop for all the gifts. When they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.

TV-PG

3:30 AM

Lifetime Supply (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

After having a doctor's visit but then missing the call with the test results, Phil automatically jumps to conclusions and starts saying his goodbyes. Meanwhile Javier pops up unannounced again and takes Manny to the horse races for a belated birthday celebration, and a subtle competition ensues when Mitchell brings home an environmental law award and it becomes a game of who has the bigger trophy.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Graduation (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon gets his dream summer job at the local train museum. Also, George and Missy bond when Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige after their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. Meanwhile, George is furious when Georgie makes a questionable purchase.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with the Apothecary Table, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with the Joke, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with Rachel's Sister Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One Where Chandler Can't Cry Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.

TV-14

12:30 PM

One That Could Have Been Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol; Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness; Rachel learns the truth about her husband; and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.

TV-14

1:00 PM

One with Unagi, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One Where Ross Dates a Student, The (DVS)

Friends

When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with Joey's Fridge, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., The (DVS)

Friends

Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One Where Paul's the Man, The (DVS)

Friends

Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Date Night Variable, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.

TV-14

4:30 PM

Habitation Configuration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

43 Peculiarity, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Parking Spot Escalation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon & Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.

TV-14

6:00 PM

Fish Guts Displacement, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Santa Simulation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.

TV-14

7:00 PM

Egg Salad Equivalency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.

TV-14

7:30 PM

Bakersfield Expedition, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

Cooper, The/Kripke Inversion (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (guest star JOHN ROSS BOWIE), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.

TV-14

8:30 PM

Spoiler Alert Segmentation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.

TV-14

9:00 PM

Tangible Affection Proof, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.

TV-14

9:30 PM

Monster Isolation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.

TV-PG

10:00 PM

Joey Fatone (DVS)

Impractical Jokers

Three comedians and lifelong friends compete to embarrass each other amongst the general public with a series of hilarious and outrageous dares.

TV-14

Friday, Jul 12
7:00 AM

Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy. Meanwhile, Mary and George take a trip with Coach Wilkins and his wife and Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.

TV-14

7:30 AM

Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party. Meanwhile, George helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles, An (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin. Also, George learns that Georgie has been cutting class.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon and his father dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor. Also, Georgie gives Missy some brotherly advice when Mary won't let her go to the school dance. Lastly, Dale and his ex-wife June convince Meemaw to attend their son's wedding.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant. Meanwhile, Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles, A (DVS)

Young Sheldon TBS

Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students; and Georgie gets a pager.

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with the Ring, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One with the Proposal Part 1, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler plans to propose to Monica.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One with the Proposal Part 2, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One with Monica's Thunder, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

One with Rachel's Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.

TV-PG

12:30 PM

One with Phoebe's Cookies, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.

TV-PG

1:00 PM

One with Rachel's Assistant, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.

TV-PG

1:30 PM

One with the Engagement Picture, The (DVS)

Friends

Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.

TV-PG

2:00 PM

One with the Nap Partners, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.

TV-PG

2:30 PM

One with Ross's Library Book, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.

TV-PG

3:00 PM

One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, The (DVS)

Friends

Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.

TV-PG

3:30 PM

One with All the Candy, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.

TV-PG

4:00 PM

Contractual Obligation Implementation, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.

TV-PG

4:30 PM

Closet Reconfiguration, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.

TV-PG

5:00 PM

Tenure Turbulence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.

TV-14

5:30 PM

Closure Alternative, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

After one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon, Sheldon feels lost, so Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure by retraining his brain.

TV-PG

6:00 PM

Proton Resurgence, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (guest star BOB NEWHART), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.

TV-PG

6:30 PM

Love Spell Potential, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

When the girls' trip to Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons date night that causes Sheldon and Amy's relationship to take an unexpected turn.

TV-PG

7:00 PM

Bon Voyage Reaction, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.

TV-PG

7:30 PM

Hofstadter Insufficiency, The (DVS)

Big Bang Theory, The

Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon & Penny spend some time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend.

TV-PG

8:00 PM

I, Robot (DVS)

The year is 2035. Detective Del Spooner is investigating the death of brilliant, eccentric scientist Dr. Alfred Lanning. Spooner is aided by psychologist Dr. Susan Calvin, and the death is initially labeled a suicide. Spooner, though, suspects that a robot may have perpetrated the crime. That seems unthinkable since robots are governed by The Three Laws of Robotics, which state that a robot may never harm or allow harm to come to a human being. As Spooner and Calvin investigate the death, they come to believe that a robot did, in fact, commit the crime. They are aided in their investigation by Dr. Lanning himself, who appears as a hologram, and reveals that he was working on a top secret project at the time of his death.

TV-PG

10:20 PM

Enemy of the State (DVS)

An attorney is entangled in a web of national politics when a reporter friend accidentally records the murder of a senator. Unaware that he is in possession of the reporter's video, the attorney becomes the target of a National Security Agency investigation which nearly succeeds in destroying his personal and professional life. Only when he meets the mysterious Brill, a surveillance and information professional, does he begin to understand the stakes in this game.

TV-14

Saturday, Jul 13
6:00 AM

Egg Drop (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Luke and Manny have a big school project to design the best capsule that would protect an egg in a two-story drop, but when Claire and Jay catch wind of it, their own competitive drives kick in... and eventually take over. Meanwhile, Phil solicits the help of Haley and Gloria to sit as plants in the audience during a huge real estate presentation he has put together, and Mitch and Cam meet with prospective birth mothers and must try their very best to be charming and likeable.

TV-PG

6:30 AM

Little Bo Bleep (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

The family helps Claire prepare for her upcoming televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat, but will they do more harm than good? Lily is going to be a precious flower girl for the first time, but the problem is she's just discovered her first expletive and Mitch and Cam don't know how best to deal with this new parenting test. And Jay is very concerned with Stella's recent strange behavior and puts the blame on Gloria.

TV-PG

7:00 AM

Me? Jealous? (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad (Greg Kinnear), that he doesn't notice what Claire believes is Tad being overtly inappropriate with her. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria let Mitchell and Cameron stay over while their house is fumigated, and it turns out four is a crowd.

TV-PG

7:30 AM

Aunt Mommy (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

After closing on the sale of a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take the two of them out for a celebratory dinner where they proceed to over-indulge in drinks, which leads to some over-sharing, and finally results in waking up the next morning hung over and begging the question - if you'll do anything for family, shouldn't there still be a line drawn somewhere?

TV-PG

8:00 AM

Virgin Territory (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

It's a day of disturbing realizations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments, Phil overhears something that may forever change how he sees his little girl, and Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret.

TV-PG

8:30 AM

Leap Day (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

Cameron's birthday falls on Leap Day, and with opportunities to celebrate so few and far between, the pressure for Mitchell to get it right is exceptional. Meanwhile, Jay's machismo is in question, and Phil's plans to observe the Leap Day holiday with the boys is thwarted by the girls.

TV-PG

9:00 AM

Send Out the Clowns (DVS)

Modern Family TBS

The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis (guest star Bobby Cannavale); Phil is serious about landing a very important listing, only to get trumped by a notorious bulldozer of an agent, Verna Roth (guest star Ellen Barkin); and Manny has a cool new friend, which makes both Jay and Gloria suspicious.

TV-PG

9:30 AM

One with the Holiday Armadillo, The (DVS)

Friends

Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey .

TV-PG

10:00 AM

One with All the Cheesecakes, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.

TV-PG

10:30 AM

One Where They're Up All Night, The (DVS)

Friends

Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.

TV-PG

11:00 AM

One Where Rosita Dies, The (DVS)

Friends

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.

TV-PG

11:30 AM

One Where They All Turn Thirty, The (DVS)

Friends

Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.

TV-PG

12:00 PM

Enemy of the State (DVS)

An attorney is entangled in a web of national politics when a reporter friend accidentally records the murder of a senator. Unaware that he is in possession of the reporter's video, the attorney becomes the target of a National Security Agency investigation which nearly succeeds in destroying his personal and professional life. Only when he meets the mysterious Brill, a surveillance and information professional, does he begin to understand the stakes in this game.

TV-14

3:00 PM

I, Robot (DVS)

The year is 2035. Detective Del Spooner is investigating the death of brilliant, eccentric scientist Dr. Alfred Lanning. Spooner is aided by psychologist Dr. Susan Calvin, and the death is initially labeled a suicide. Spooner, though, suspects that a robot may have perpetrated the crime. That seems unthinkable since robots are governed by The Three Laws of Robotics, which state that a robot may never harm or allow harm to come to a human being. As Spooner and Calvin investigate the death, they come to believe that a robot did, in fact, commit the crime. They are aided in their investigation by Dr. Lanning himself, who appears as a hologram, and reveals that he was working on a top secret project at the time of his death.

TV-PG

5:30 PM

Doctor Strange (DVS)

After a terrible accident, Dr. Stephen Strange loses his ability to operate but finds new purpose when a mystical being known as the Ancient One reveals that Dr. Strange is the newly designated Sorcerer Supreme.

TV-14